tentooine

steampanic:

idaresayihavetoomany:

its-always-funnier-in-enochian:

timelord-castiel:

rosskemp:

do i have cramps or has my appendix exploded

does my boob hurt or am i having a heart attack

am i on my period or do i have internal bleeding

these are our struggles

Thinking of dirty thoughts and getting an erection in awkward situations

The struggles of a man

boo hoo

thinking of my naked grandma isnt going to suck the blood back into my vagina

you need an award right now

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oldgray:

fromseveralroomsaway:

leannewoodfull:

lutefisktacoandbeer:

kittymudface:

It gets better—the guy is deaf, and he taught his cat the sign for “food.” So the cat’s not just saying “put that in my mouth,” it’s actually signing

Not only that, but if you notice at the beginning, the cat *gets the man’s attention* as any person who wanted to talk to a deaf/hoh individual would (well, and vice versa IME). I’ve done sign since I was 5, and generally, w/o eye contact initially, you wave a hand or lightly touch the arm (if that’s ok with the person you’re trying to converse with, of course). Generally, adult cats meow mostly to humans, but this cat has figured out that’s not going to work and has adapted. Animal companions! They are INCREDIBLE.

Amazing.

EVERYONE STOP WHAT YOU ARE DOING AND LOOK AT THIS CAT.

this is pretty remarkable 

oldgray:

fromseveralroomsaway:

leannewoodfull:

lutefisktacoandbeer:

kittymudface:

It gets better—the guy is deaf, and he taught his cat the sign for “food.” So the cat’s not just saying “put that in my mouth,” it’s actually signing

Not only that, but if you notice at the beginning, the cat *gets the man’s attention* as any person who wanted to talk to a deaf/hoh individual would (well, and vice versa IME). I’ve done sign since I was 5, and generally, w/o eye contact initially, you wave a hand or lightly touch the arm (if that’s ok with the person you’re trying to converse with, of course). 
Generally, adult cats meow mostly to humans, but this cat has figured out that’s not going to work and has adapted. Animal companions! They are INCREDIBLE.

Amazing.

EVERYONE STOP WHAT YOU ARE DOING AND LOOK AT THIS CAT.

this is pretty remarkable 

cracked
cracked:

Our source worked as a veterinary tech for seven years, and they’ve seen people make all kinds of stupid decisions with regard to their furry friends. Let’s learn from those owners’ mistakes, shall we?
5 Ways You’re Screwing Up Your Pet (According to a Vet)

#5. A Startling Number of Pet Owners Just Don’t Give a Shit
Some people genuinely mean well but just can’t help being complete fuck-ups. One man brought in a dog in such bad shape that my co-worker simply looked up and asked him, “When was the last time you saw this dog?” It was inconceivable that a dog could become so ill unless its owner had been given an urgent months-long mission to Russia by his international spy ring (and also traveled back in time to 1956, I guess), leaving the animal with nothing but a 500-lb. bag of food and a prayer. That was pretty much the case, minus the espionage, and as a result the dog withered away with heartworm. The pitiful creature was so close to death, he had maggots on him. And he could have been saved if this guy had noticed the obvious signs at some point before a mysterious hooded figure with a sickle started hanging out in his backyard.

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cracked:

Our source worked as a veterinary tech for seven years, and they’ve seen people make all kinds of stupid decisions with regard to their furry friends. Let’s learn from those owners’ mistakes, shall we?

5 Ways You’re Screwing Up Your Pet (According to a Vet)

#5. A Startling Number of Pet Owners Just Don’t Give a Shit

Some people genuinely mean well but just can’t help being complete fuck-ups. One man brought in a dog in such bad shape that my co-worker simply looked up and asked him, “When was the last time you saw this dog?” It was inconceivable that a dog could become so ill unless its owner had been given an urgent months-long mission to Russia by his international spy ring (and also traveled back in time to 1956, I guess), leaving the animal with nothing but a 500-lb. bag of food and a prayer. That was pretty much the case, minus the espionage, and as a result the dog withered away with heartworm. The pitiful creature was so close to death, he had maggots on him. And he could have been saved if this guy had noticed the obvious signs at some point before a mysterious hooded figure with a sickle started hanging out in his backyard.

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Fuck this!

If you can’t afford a pet, don’t get one.

A Facebook friend just put their kitten down because it swallowed a bunch of ribbon and would cost $500 to get it out.

IF YOU CAN’T AFFORD A PET, DON’T GET ONE!

They took a cats life because they couldn’t afford to take care of it.

Also, vet costs are highly inflated. But still! This is her third cat in a year and half.

TAKE CARE OF YOUR FUCKING ANIMALS! THEY CAN’T TAKE CARE OF THEMSELVES!